Don’t ask, not because it’s rude but because they honestly lost count years ago.

Nitro in a sedan.

Dead god, it’s the 1990s all over again! Hope she’s blasting Limp Bizkit.

You tried downloading torrents and accidentally downloaded Tourette’s.

Try meeting a girl like that in a small town.

Traipsing home just in time to start rustling up breakfast for the menfolk.

In no particular order, two-parters count as one episode.

TOS:

• Balance of Terror
• The Trouble with Tribbles
• The Doomsday Machine

TAS:

• The Infinite Vulcan
• The Slaver Weapon
• The Lorelai Signal

TNG:

• Measure of a Man
• The Inner Light
• Cause & Effect

DS9:

• Pale Moonlight
• Past Tense
• Far Beyond the Stars

VGR:

• The Killing Game
• Latent Image
• Scorpion

ENT:

• Regeneration
• A Night in Sickbay
• A Mirror Darkly

Those are the only series I’ve seen in their entirety, so I’ll leave it at that.

“Mr. President, another plane just hit the second arch.”