• henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    8 days ago

    “Are You Alive Project” targeting what these operatives believe to be improper payments and fraud within the agency’s system by calling individual beneficiaries.

    They won’t be when you starve seniors to death on the streets, fucking ghouls.

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    8 days ago

    This schedule is ludicrous even if they cut all the Agile meetings in half and skip Sprint Grooming altogether.

  • Chris L@lemmy.world
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    I would bet that there will be an “accidental” bug in the code that deletes every single Social Security account.

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      Only those that criticize the government, somehow. “Oops, because of some complicated algorithm, it only affected people who posted the word ‘orange’ on social media recently.”

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      “Woops! Well, just reapply via this new DOGE chatbot! It rejects applications with a 100% success rate!”