Ahh John, that glib fucker. All of us have hated him since he started. That leathery handprint of a face, those smug stitches. Never says a fucking word. Just stares with those lifeless eyes. Somebody called him Wilson once, that, got his attention. Now that he’s one of us … yeah, well, he’s doomed too…

J̟͔̞̭̉ͤͥ̉o̼̰̗̫̬̦̻͂̾ͮͧͮ̽ͯ́ẖ̵̢̞̰̺̅̚n̯̗̘͙͎̝̭̤̄̒̏̑̑̂ͦ̌̚͝ͅ

̫̪͉̰̣̔̄͋̃̒̉͟ͅẀ̢͈̱̩̆i̥̩͙̫̖̣̻̮ͮ̉̏ͬ̄̽́́͝͡l̡̡̗̤̹̥̥͍̼͛ͯ̀s̱̺͕ͩͦ͑ͤ͘o̴̼̼̞̟ͯ̌ͧ̌̑ͪͬͦñ̜͔̇͋̃͜

̹̼̖̺̤͇͗̄͆̃ͮ̽̚̚͘ͅF̨̞̮̱̰ͮ̇͟u̪̹̦̘̥̲̝̦͂ͮ̏͒c͈͕̺͙̥̅̌͆̅̋ͣͥͮ͝k̯̃ͦ̒͆ì̢̝̤̦̹̻͎̖͍͈̚n̢̘̪̰͎̂̆̂̀ͮ̓̅̀̚ģ͎̝̙̜̙̦̼̓͒̚͝ͅ

̼̟͈̟̪͙̜̲̲ͤ͒̕͟R̮̪͛̔̈́̾̿̐͊̒͢a̶̖̭̯̲̠̺̮͂ͣͪͮͩ̋ͧͨ̔̕ͅm̛̗̖͙ͫͪ͗͐ͭ̓ͦ̚͝i͈͎̲̎̋͌ŗ̸̼̘̻̻͚͕ͬͫ̍͌̉e̷̮̙̺ͬ̈́̐̏͊̚͜z̴̷͉̰͈͙͓̱̔̃ͭͪ̿ͪͅ ̴̧̊̒͏͈̖͓̟̪̩ ̖̗̲͔̺̇̆͜

Yasssssss

Guesses at next tech bro stuff (some already in the wild) unfortunately, we’re not done with AI yet

AI Teachers and Tutors

Full AI video commercials.

3D AI experiences in VR.

AI medical diagnosis for both consumer and insurance

AI pricing for insurance

AI shopping assistants, clothes, styling, decorating

AI mid-level management to rat out on people not working 60hrs a week.

Twist: You’ve been in space for a couple years and there’s only one Ramirez, you have an aggressive brain tumor.

Shiiit I had to block people at work from running bearshare and limewire

We didn’t really have the right equipment for it. It was early enough in Windows that I couldn’t adequately secure the developers from running crap on their workstations.

I eventually managed to get our antivirus to flag the DLLs for the applications as viruses, that caused a little bit of an uproar.

And the lines show it. I remember the single drive-throughs being backed up around the building and them putting in the dual-ordering drive-throughs to handle the traffic. There are never more than 2-3 people in line these days and there’s almost no one inside. I get it, they’re property banks these days.