It took me a minute to realize that little emoji wasn’t just a stain on his shirt, because honestly it fits.
Finally I am represented hahaha
Thanks for the heads up. I’ll be buying one at the first opportunity.
My other action figures are going to have to stand in the shadow of the glory of “it’s just Jack Black, I guess”.
(No sarcasm. I’m really going to buy this. I love the idea of Jack Black just playing “Jack Black”.)
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
Dickstrap
Commodified obesity
